It's the zombie apocalypse: what do you do?

You wake up in the morning. You can't remember what you were doing yesterday. It doesn't really matter... Something isn't right. Everything is quiet. No one is around. What do you do? [[Leave your room]] [[check your phone]] [[wait]]

You leave your room. What do you do? [[go to the kitchen]] [[call out]] [[go to the lounge room]]

It has 90% battery. Sweet. [[check notifications]]

Nothing much happens [[call out]] [[check your phone]] [[go to the kitchen]] [[go to the lounge room]]

You head to the kitchen. It's very quiet. [[look around]] [[open the fridge]]

You call out. No one answers. [[leave the house]] [[go to the kitchen]] [[go to the lounge room]]

The TV is off. There are no lights on anything. No one is around. [[go to the kitchen]] [[call out]]

You check the kitchen closely. Nothing's on. Microwave has no clock on it. [[call out]] [[grab some food]] [[go to the lounge room]]

It's not cold inside. The light doesn't come on. No power. Some solar panels would have been a smart move. [[grab some food]] [[call out]]

No notifications. Huh. No 4G signal. No wifi connected. [[go to the kitchen]] [[go to the lounge room]] [[call out]] [[dig around in the settings]]

Cool. Like what? [[stuff that will last]] [[stuff that won't last]]

Okay. But you haven't got anything. [[grab a backpack from my room]] [[don't care, let's go]] [[I already grabbed some stuff]]

That's the way. Like what? [[some fruit, your parent's vegie stew, frozen peas, huh I'm not sure what will last actually]] [[might also also some stuff from the cupboards]]

Come on. You know this is a zombie survival scenario right? [["yeah, but I can eat it now"]] [[grab some food]]

Why not, ay? Now what are you going to put it in? [[I dunno]]

Cool. What you gonna put it in? [[I dunno]]

You grab a backpack from your room. It is full of stuff. [[ditch the stuff]] [[sort through it for useful things]]

You don't know. [[think for a bit]]

Niiice. You have an idea. [[grab a backpack from my room]]

Why not ay? You can put some food in now. [[back to the kitchen]]

Object unlocked BAKPAK. ENGLISHBUK and NOTEBUK and PENN. You find some paper and pen. You find a book that you were supposed to read for school. Huh. Maybe you'll read it one day. Schoolbooks. You won't be needing those. Ha ha. [[Leave your room]]

You rifle the cupboards and fridge for anything worth taking. [[leave the house]] [[check for non food items in the kitchen]]

You mean knives right? Matches? Lighters? String? Plastic bags? That sort of thing? [[yep, that all sounds good]] [[sure, but I think there's something else]]

You're still in your pajamas. [[really don't care]] [[fine, I'll put on proper clothes]] [[nah, I got clothes before]] [[I sleep in my clothes]] [[I actually sleep in full battle armour, with two katanas]]

You round up some sharp metal objects, a big knife and a smaller one, a metal shishkabob skewer. And some knick knacks like matches, string, and scissors. Achievement unlocked. SHARPTHINGS Search for: [[clothes]] [[tools]] Look for more weapons. [[weapons]]

Starting to think carefully huh? You notice a little oven timer thing that beeps when stuff is done. The little screen is working. "Of course, it has batteries in it." you think to yourself. [[batteries! grab as many batteries as you can find]]

Good thinking. You find various fresh batteries, and some phone battery packs as well. Maybe they've got charge in them. [[leave the house]] [[look for more stuff]]

Fair enough! You stuff your face. Who knows when you'll be able to stock up next. [[grab some food]]

Like what? [[tools]] [[weapons]] [[clothes]]

Okay tough guy. There are flesh eating zombies out there, remember. [[i can always come back later]] [[seriously, i'm good to go]]

You go to your bedroom. You go to grab: [[clothes]]

Whatever you want to believe. [[fine, I'll put on proper clothes]] [[you can't scare me]] Search for: [[weapons]]

Okay, then. I see you are not easily dissuaded, or put off. [[that's right. you better watch out, me and these pajamas and nothing are going to take on the world]] [[fine, I'll put on proper clothes]]

Achievement unlocked. PAJAMAKING Alright, you talk a good game. [[seriously, i'm good to go]]

You check where? [[the house]] [[the shed]]

Good idea. You're still in pajamas, after all. [[i knew that]]

Did you get everything useful from the kitchen? [[check for non food items in the kitchen]] [[check the lounge room]] [[the shed]]

You go to the backyard. There's a high fence. You can't see what's going on outside the backyard. [[Look over the fence]] [[look in the shed]]

You go to your room. But what clothese to take? [[as much as possible]] [[what season is it?]]

Nah, your backpack is getting pretty full and heavy already. And you don't even have weapons yet. [[what season is it?]]

Excellent question. It's summer, but the nights can be cold. It can still rain. [[summer clothes and rain poncho]] [[grab summer clothes, rain poncho and sleeping bag]]

Great, I'm ready. Forgetting anything? [[weapons?]] [[tooth brush]]

You'll be well prepared. But you will be slowed down a bit by the bulky sleeping bag. [[fine]] Instead, grab [[summer clothes and rain poncho]]

You have unlocked achiveeent. BULKMEISTER You are unafraid of carrying heaps of stuff. This may be handy. [[sweet]]

Now we're talking. Where do you look? [[the house]] [[the shed]]

You go to the bathroom. Dental hygeine is sooo important, don't you think? [[yes, quite so. and that floss looks good too]] [[toothbrush is plenty]]

You have unlocked an achievement. FLOSSYGOODNESS Well done. You will be looking after your teeth well, which will be handy if you survive at all. [[this floss could be handy for other things too]]

Yes it could. That is called foreshadowing. [[sweet]]

Cool. No floss then. [[leave the house]] [[weapons]]

Now what? [[leave the house]] [[weapons]] Search: [[the house]] [[the shed]]

You realise that some functions might still work even if the towers are down. [[luckily I saved heaps of offline maps to my map app]] [[bluetooth might be handy]] [[done with phone]]

Did you now? Why's that? [[I cycle and bushwalk, so I need offline maps for remote places]] [[I run out of data a lot, so offline maps are handy]]

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Do you now? [[sure, big time bushwalker, me]] [[I run out of data a lot, so offline maps are handy]]

Least your honest. You have unlocked an achievement. TELLYOUNOLIES Also, you have maps. GOTMAPS [[dig around in the settings]]

Alright then. I believe you. Sort of. You have unlocked an achievement BIGTIMEHIKER Also, you GOTMAPS [[dig around in the settings]]

Cool. What now? [[go to the kitchen]] [[go to the lounge room]] [[leave the house]] [[clothes]]

You're still in pajamas. [[fine, I'll put on proper clothes]] [[nah, I got clothes before]]

Alright, if you say so. [[ready to go->really don't care]]

Sure, I'll believe you. Wierdo. [[fine, I'll put on proper clothes]] [[I really do]]

You get points for trying. [[fine, I'll put on proper clothes]] [[I sleep in my clothes]] [[don't care, let's go]]

Okay then. [[Cool let's go->really don't care]]

You step outside. The air is still and warm. There is very little sound. [[look right up the street]] [[look left down the street]]

Zombies up ahead in the distance. They haven't seen you. [[walk straight towards them]] [[watch them]] [[look left down the street]]

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They aren't doing much. They may not be the fast super-zombie type. They are poking around aimlessly a few hundred metres away, at the court at the end of the street. [[look left down the street]] [[walk straight towards them]] [[sneak up on them]]

Why? [[gotta get the zombies right? that's how we get points here?]] [[not sure, I guess sneakin' around is better]]

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There's not much of use really. Check [[the house]]

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You find garden shears, secateurs. A hand saw for cutting branches. A hammer. And a chainsaw. [[grab the chainsaw]] [[grab the hammer]] [[shears]] [[hand saw]] [[secateurs]]

It's empty. No fuel. Never mind, continue to [[look in the shed]] [[nah it's an electric one]]

No, it's not. But very well then. You try and turn it on. The battery is dead. Where would you plug it in? No power, remember. [[fine, you don't want me to have a chainsaw]]

Remember, it's a fuel powered chainsaw. If you can find or mix up some two stroke... Continue to [[look in the shed]]

Achievement unlocked. MCHAMMER An excellent choice sir/madam. Continue to [[look in the shed]]

I mean, these things aren't really very battle worthy, but they might do okay. You have SHEARS. Continue to [[look in the shed]]

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